dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
✗		✓
	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

<br><center><table style="width:470px;"><tr style="border-bottom:2px solid #969696;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 25px 25px 0px 0px; padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px georgia; text-transform:lowercase; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px;"><i>okmoogle</i></b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color: #b80202;">✗</td> <td style=" background-color:#fff; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><center><img src="IMG URL" style="width: 300px;"></center></td> <td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#018c26;">✓</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 0px 0px 25px 25px; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><p style="font:20px verdana; letter-spacing:-1px; text-align:center; "> CHARACTER NAME </p><B>AGE</B> » age here <B>SEEKING</B> » friends / dating / a good time / etc <B>PREFERENCES</B> » whatever you want! <B>BIO</B> » prob wanna keep this short <br></td></tr></table></center></a>

✗	✓
<span style="color: #b80202; font-size: 2em; "><b> ✗ </b></span>	<span style="color: #018c26; font-size: 2em;"><b> ✓ </b></span>

Comments

francel de haillenarte; ishgardian noble

[haillenarte]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	FRANCEL DE HAILLENARTE AGE » 22 SEEKING » Well, you know how the High Houses are, kupo. He probably wants to marry another Elezen? But really, I think he needs friends most of all. He's so lonely on his little hill! PREFERENCES » He doesn't really leave his house for long, so being able to travel to Ishgard is a must! Assuming you want to see him, that is. ...You do want to see him, don't you? BIO » I'd be the first to declare that he doesn't have much pom to look at, but think about it this way, kupo: if you take his two brothers out of the picture, you're looking at the likely heir to House Haillenarte! ...Unless his father nominates Lady Laniaitte as the countess instead. Er, do you suppose that's ever happened?

[thelofty]

✓

of COURSE we want to see you, old boy, pom or no!
no need to stay on that hill of yours, surely you know that!

but what's this i hear about my lady?

[haillenarte]

✗ ✗ ✗

i didn't ask for this and i didn't ask for your company, either!
if you want to hear about laniaitte, why not ask her yourself?

oh, that's right, because she's thrown your last few letters into the fire, i'd expect

[sedge_flower]

✓

[He is very cute and has squishable cheeks and she may have done this purely for the inevitable reaction.]

[haillenarte]

[fury save him.]

luna, we are already acquainted!

I'ziva Ganjai •||• WoL (Shadowbringers compliant)

[purrrrfection]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	I'ZIVA GANAJAI AGE » 27 SEEKING » Yes. PREFERENCES » I'm not terribly picky, sweetling. Men, women, I welcome both! Be of age, physically and mentally. BIO » If you enjoy swapping tales over drinks, or can apurreciate a good pun once in a while, contact me. I'm a well traveled, adventure loving woman who may or may not be looking to slow down a bit in the near future.

MARK ALL THE WOL's with GREEN-- all of them!

[sadlonelyspires]

✓

Irhya Pendhula | WoL OC, Now With 99.9% More Character Development

[omnicrafter]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	IRHYA PENDHULA AGE » 26 SEEKING » D E A T H. I'm here for a good time, not a long time. PREFERENCES » Spoken. Moogles and cat haters need not apply. BIO » I like to do stuff with my hands. Take that as you will.

Re: Irhya Pendhula | WoL OC, Now With 99.9% More Character Development

[sadlonelyspires]

✓

[ oh he thinks she already knows he would swipe right on her..]

g'raha tia | this is party finder right

[destinyawaits]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	G'RAHA TIA AGE » 24 SEEKING » Allies, friends-- anyone who is brave enough to venture into the depths of the Crystal Tower with me, and mayhap some adventuring beyond when we are through. That is, of course, unless you tire of the labyrinth... but how could one ever tire of discovering new knowledge? PREFERENCES » Preferably an adventurer of some strength and renown. The ability to jest is certainly a boon, as is familiarity with Allagan technology. Have no fear if you are lacking in that department, for the best discoveries are made together. BIO » The fair winds sing of adventures both past and present. We need only the courage to take that first step.

Re: g'raha tia | this is party finder right

[rosepaean]

✓

[ he cannot swipe right fast enough ]

RANK 8 FC RECRUITING NEW & OLD PLAYERS. JOIN N.O.A.H. TODAY FOR LIFE'S GREATEST ADVENTURE, LEARNING!

[healingraen]

✓

You certainly know how to pitch an offer, I'd have to give you that even if you weren't pretty cute, to boot.

I'd take that first step with you. To new friends?

[meteorum]

✓

[aster arkwright has joined the party!]

I'm always willing to purge an ancient tower of foul beasts.

Might not be the best person to handle Allagan technology, though. I believe a bit too much in "poke at it until it does something."

I mean it could be?

[conjurerofuldah]

✓

[ Adventures into the Crystal Tower? Those are the magic words for Amelia. XD ]

[rosepaean]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	CHARACTER NAME AGE » 26 SEEKING » friends (all) x lovers (males) x and heck yeah, a good time! PREFERENCES » Ladies, you want a guy frand to joyfully paint your toenails? Men, do you want someone who can go drinking out with the guys and have a rip roaring good time? Potential love interests, do you want a big highlander teddy bear to keep you warm at night? THIS GUY IS FOR YOU! BIO » +Member of the Eorzean Boy Troupe, "Un'Sync" +Probably the sweetest guy you'll ever meet, +Hates the cold, +Will never hate you, even if you are Emet-Selch.

Well this is going to be quite a hard 'no'

[sadlonelyspires]

✗

[rosepaean]

[ well he is a complete and total idiot, forgetting his name like this-- how embarassing ]

•||• Toh'ni Chang » Shadowbringers Compliant

[healingraen]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	Toh'ni Chang AGE » 23 SEEKING » Friends, maybe that special someone if I'm lucky. PREFERENCES » Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Personally I'm seeking a male partner in the courtship department, however. I'd prefer someone I can speak with about shared interests (history, mythology, local legends, reading, music, or any combination of that sort of thing), who can make me laugh and who I can make laugh in return. Intelligent conversation is a plus! I won't settle for being disrespected or mistreated as being belittled isn't my cup of tea. BIO » I was born and raised under the Ruby Sea, but left home to hone my craft as a healer and see more of the world. I enjoy music, singing or dancing, reading, and a lot of other things! What sort of things? Well, I suppose you'll just have to get to know me one on one to find out, hm?

estinien wyrmblood; menace to moogles

[ohwyrm]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	ESTINIEN WYRMBLOOD AGE » 32 SEEKING » A special someone who can soothe his angry spirit, convince him to lay down his lance for a while, and speak to him on the many, many virtues of mogkind PREFERENCES » Does this menace look like he has the right to be picky?! He should be grateful that anyone's reading this at all! Honestly, we're doing him a big favor by setting this up for him, kupo BIO » Er- that's not to say that he's a bad date, kupo! There's plenty of fun, exciting activities that you can bond with him over, like training against a combat dummy! Or training up in the mountains! Or training against... ah... oh dear. Well, you adventurers are a rather bloodthirsty lot, kupo, so maybe this isn't as dire as it sounds! Just as long as his lance is pointed at you and not at us then we'll count this as a success.

[haillenarte]

✓

[literally only swiped right so that he can ask:]

am... am i to understand that the attached photo is in some way supposed to depict a man.

I laughed so hard it hurt oh my god

[sedge_flower]

✗

When was the last time you took a bath?

[valhourdin]

✗

[ "Curse those bloody whoresons and piss on their swiving round table" indeed, a lost cause. ]

you.. like moogles. I like moogles too..

[mustlovemoogles]

✓

Moogles are just.. amazing, I did not know you had such impeccable taste..

[ he is totally not even aware that this was placed as a joke, really right now what is being described is his dream person-- elezen and all ]

zephirin de valhourdin

[valhourdin]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	THE HEAVENS' WARD AGE » Deeds are of greater import. SEEKING » Candidates to join the ranks of His Eminence the Archbishop's personal guard. PREFERENCES » Proven skill at arms. Pray note that you are required to be unattached and remain so for the duration of your service. BIO » Zephirin de Valhourdin, archimandrite.

[haillenarte]

✓

[he has no skill at arms. he is not particularly interested in joining the archbishop's personal guard. but this... this is an opportunity that cannot be passed up.]

but WHY must they be unattached?