dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
✗		✓
	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

<br><center><table style="width:470px;"><tr style="border-bottom:2px solid #969696;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 25px 25px 0px 0px; padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px georgia; text-transform:lowercase; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px;"><i>okmoogle</i></b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color: #b80202;">✗</td> <td style=" background-color:#fff; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><center><img src="IMG URL" style="width: 300px;"></center></td> <td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#018c26;">✓</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 0px 0px 25px 25px; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><p style="font:20px verdana; letter-spacing:-1px; text-align:center; "> CHARACTER NAME </p><B>AGE</B> » age here <B>SEEKING</B> » friends / dating / a good time / etc <B>PREFERENCES</B> » whatever you want! <B>BIO</B> » prob wanna keep this short <br></td></tr></table></center></a>

✗	✓
<span style="color: #b80202; font-size: 2em; "><b> ✗ </b></span>	<span style="color: #018c26; font-size: 2em;"><b> ✓ </b></span>

Comments

francel de haillenarte; ishgardian noble

[haillenarte]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	FRANCEL DE HAILLENARTE AGE » 22 SEEKING » Well, you know how the High Houses are, kupo. He probably wants to marry another Elezen? But really, I think he needs friends most of all. He's so lonely on his little hill! PREFERENCES » He doesn't really leave his house for long, so being able to travel to Ishgard is a must! Assuming you want to see him, that is. ...You do want to see him, don't you? BIO » I'd be the first to declare that he doesn't have much pom to look at, but think about it this way, kupo: if you take his two brothers out of the picture, you're looking at the likely heir to House Haillenarte! ...Unless his father nominates Lady Laniaitte as the countess instead. Er, do you suppose that's ever happened?

[thelofty]

✓

of COURSE we want to see you, old boy, pom or no!
no need to stay on that hill of yours, surely you know that!

but what's this i hear about my lady?

[haillenarte]

✗ ✗ ✗

i didn't ask for this and i didn't ask for your company, either!
if you want to hear about laniaitte, why not ask her yourself?

oh, that's right, because she's thrown your last few letters into the fire, i'd expect

[thelofty]

[ Three... was that necessary?! ]

well, i'll grant that she hasn't sent any in return, but i can only admire and salute her knightly diligence! Honoroit and i are well acquainted with the state of affairs at cloudtop, after all

what DID you ask for, then?

[haillenarte]

i asked for nothing! a ridiculous flying creature appeared in my home only yesterday and asked if i had any interest in this preposterous... "okmoogle"... endeavor. i declined, but evidently i did not do so vehemently enough, as it seems to have set this up on my behalf...

you are a fool for thinking i would write of myself in such fashion, and of mine own accord

[thelofty]

really, francel, i'm perfectly aware that you would never end your sentences with "kupo"!
whatever the case, there's no shame in any of it, is there?

[haillenarte]

there is shame in everything i do

and you're not helping!! >:(((

[the frowning face is endearing in its own way, but his first sentence is a little... extreme, to say the least...]

[thelofty]

[ There is shame in a great many things that Emmanellain has done, but Francel? It's easy enough to pretend that Francel's second sentence isn't there, at least— ]

somehow i find that rather difficult to believe, old boy
EVERYTHING?

[ It isn't quite as easy to pretend that Francel is simply being melodramatic. ]

[haillenarte]

a man lives on a battlefield for five years and finds that the war is over ere he earned even a single victory

even drawing breath is shameful at this point

[thelofty]

only if you insist that every victory must involve single-handedly slaying dragons and the like!

skyfire locks survived the war completely unscathed, didn't it? more or less?

[haillenarte]

and is that a victory or a stalemate?

[sedge_flower]

✓

[He is very cute and has squishable cheeks and she may have done this purely for the inevitable reaction.]

[haillenarte]

[fury save him.]

luna, we are already acquainted!