dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
✗		✓
	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

<br><center><table style="width:470px;"><tr style="border-bottom:2px solid #969696;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 25px 25px 0px 0px; padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px georgia; text-transform:lowercase; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px;"><i>okmoogle</i></b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color: #b80202;">✗</td> <td style=" background-color:#fff; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><center><img src="IMG URL" style="width: 300px;"></center></td> <td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#018c26;">✓</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 0px 0px 25px 25px; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><p style="font:20px verdana; letter-spacing:-1px; text-align:center; "> CHARACTER NAME </p><B>AGE</B> » age here <B>SEEKING</B> » friends / dating / a good time / etc <B>PREFERENCES</B> » whatever you want! <B>BIO</B> » prob wanna keep this short <br></td></tr></table></center></a>

✗	✓
<span style="color: #b80202; font-size: 2em; "><b> ✗ </b></span>	<span style="color: #018c26; font-size: 2em;"><b> ✓ </b></span>

Comments

[haillenarte]

[francel is beginning to get the sense that he has outstayed "ser alaimbert's" welcome with the commander of the knights dragoon, and also that he's probably getting the poor knight of the spiked butt in a good deal of trouble, but he can't help but jab:]

i take it by your silence that you are stunned speechless by my artistic prowess...

[ohwyrm]

[SEVEN HELLS HOW DOES THIS DAMNED THING WORK]

i am stunned at how idle you have become in my absence. if you have enough time to pick up a paintbrush and fancy yourself an artist, then you can pick up your lance and practice your drills.

[There. That ought to get him out of his hair.]

[haillenarte]

gladly! all ishgard's enemies shall fear the butt!

[fury, but it's painful to type like this...]

[ohwyrm]

and all of ishgard shall be glad for it, just so long as you keep your butt pointed firmly at your enemies and not your comrades

[Alright, that's a cruel jest, considering how clueless the poor man is. However, even Estinien can't resist making sport of Alaimbert once in a while. He probably should do more to discourage his nonsense instead of writing him off as a lost cause... but on the other hand, with him being away for the foreseeable future, any misadventures that Alaimbert's tongue gets him into are somebody else's problem, not his.]