dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
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	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

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Comments

g'raha tia | this is party finder right

[destinyawaits]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	G'RAHA TIA AGE » 24 SEEKING » Allies, friends-- anyone who is brave enough to venture into the depths of the Crystal Tower with me, and mayhap some adventuring beyond when we are through. That is, of course, unless you tire of the labyrinth... but how could one ever tire of discovering new knowledge? PREFERENCES » Preferably an adventurer of some strength and renown. The ability to jest is certainly a boon, as is familiarity with Allagan technology. Have no fear if you are lacking in that department, for the best discoveries are made together. BIO » The fair winds sing of adventures both past and present. We need only the courage to take that first step.

Re: g'raha tia | this is party finder right

[rosepaean]

✓

[ he cannot swipe right fast enough ]

[destinyawaits]

Well! Hail and...

What is it we are supposed to do next? This tomestone is rather mysterious!

[rosepaean]

[ joy! A response-- colour Kris thrilled so much that his tomephone almost goes flying ]

I think we are s'posed to get t'know each other now, if ye are inclined.. m'names Kris Fallon tho' I know who ye' are.. who wouldn't know?

[destinyawaits]

A pleasure to meet you, I'm sure!

I suppose I did write my name there.

[He doesn't think he's made history books just yet.]

RANK 8 FC RECRUITING NEW & OLD PLAYERS. JOIN N.O.A.H. TODAY FOR LIFE'S GREATEST ADVENTURE, LEARNING!

[healingraen]

✓

You certainly know how to pitch an offer, I'd have to give you that even if you weren't pretty cute, to boot.

I'd take that first step with you. To new friends?

We have sandwiches!

[destinyawaits]

C-cute? I assure you I am nothing of the sort!

[IS THIS THE WRONG APP?????????? he can't handle this. no one calls him cute except maybe Krile before she brings the axe down. gods help his tsundere brat butt as he was not prepared for this.]

My heart fair sings with anticipation. To new friends!

Hand made by the Crystal Exarch! Probably. Maybe.

[healingraen]

[He won't see or hear it, but she laughs at that flustered response.

100% Adorable.]

Ah, my apologies for the mistake. Perhaps dashingly handsome would have been a better choice of words. I can't help it. I've a soft spot for men of learning.

As does mine! What do you suppose we'll find? Anything particular that you're hoping for?

[meteorum]

✓

[aster arkwright has joined the party!]

I'm always willing to purge an ancient tower of foul beasts.

Might not be the best person to handle Allagan technology, though. I believe a bit too much in "poke at it until it does something."

[destinyawaits]

Ah, what a relief! Your enthusiasm is as a balm to my soul after dealing with so many stuffy schoolmarms who would rather not risk for their gains.

Leave the technology to me, my friend. I am, as it turns out, an expert poker of Allagan devices. One could even say it is my life's work.

[meteorum]

👉👉👉👉👉

Do you suppose we might manage less aethersand and fewer crystals this time around?

Not that I'm... tired of that, exactly. That is, I'd do it again. If I had to.

...Let's just say I'm craving adventure.

[destinyawaits]

[Craving adventure, is he.]

I always found the fetching errands to be the least entertaining. At some point you must make your own fun.

How do you feel about friendly competition? A contest to see who makes the first discovery of the day, perhaps.

[meteorum]

In the tower, you mean?

You'll have me beat before noon, friend. How's a man to compete with your poking skills? ⚰️

[destinyawaits]

I suppose that was a rather thin excuse to have you buy me a round!

More seriously-- we could explore somewhere neither of us are too familiar with. Surely there are places you have only briefly touched upon in your travels, ruins you might have walked past (or ran)?

[meteorum]

You could just ask for a drink, you know. I have gil.

...Well, you've been to Gridania, of course. Do you know where Issom-Har stands in the South Shroud? A pair of researchers stumbled across a portal to some labyrinthine ruins there, and the Wood Wailers have all but sealed it off for fear of the voidsent inside. The Padjals are looking for adventurers to help them navigate the place.

Sounds as much of an adventure as any, don't you think?

[yes. he really is... suggesting palace of the dead. trust system with g'raha tia. profit???]

[destinyawaits]

[Thaliak save him. He didn't actually expect-- uh-- abort!!!!]

I... would have thought you were too busy with your other duties, admittedly. Regardless, should we not wait until after our little excursion?

There are many such places in the Twelveswood where the aether is irreparably changed, or so I have heard, but a portal...

Well, 'twould seem our course is set!

[meteorum]

No need to worry. I did mean after the tower, of course.

[can't forget priorities!]

Then again, I imagine you and Rammbroes will be busy with whatever it is we find in there. The excursion can wait for a while. 😶

[destinyawaits]

[His ears would be drooping right now if this thing had video.]

I would not like to put it off too long. Why, you might be sent to some place far away ere we can finish! Perhaps even some place beyond my reach.

I can catalog artifacts later-- we should explore now.

[meteorum]

[if only it did! first, because drooping ears, and second, because he has the feeling his tone isn't coming across properly over text. this is why he doesn't write often. inexplicably, aster responds with:]

🙂 !!

[...what does that even mean...]

You're kind, G'raha, but you don't have to be that considerate.

I'm never too far out of a friend's reach, no matter what the realm requires.

And we haven't known each other very long, but I'm comfortable calling you a friend.

i came out here to have a dumb meme thread and im feeling so attacked right now???

[destinyawaits]

[He has no idea but it's really... really cute? And throwing him off? Stop throwing him off, he's trying to be coy here.

But no, he's just--

touched.]

... Thank you. I shall keep that in mind.

I am glad to call you friend as well! Beyond glad, even. Who else would dive headlong into the depths of the ancient labyrinths without question? Who else would clear those haunted halls without complaint?

[G'raha, at least, appreciates that you keep getting Labyrinth of the Ancients in Alliance roulette.]

no attacc!! only protecc!!

[meteorum]

[damn it g'raha i've gotten it three times this week already can't you at least roll world of darkness instead —]

I think a lot of adventurers would do it for enough gil, actually.

But I will do it BETTER, and for FREE.

[evidently, the more aster operates his tomestone, the closer he becomes to inventing the shitpost.]

I mean it could be?

[conjurerofuldah]

✓

[ Adventures into the Crystal Tower? Those are the magic words for Amelia. XD ]