dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
✗		✓
	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

<br><center><table style="width:470px;"><tr style="border-bottom:2px solid #969696;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 25px 25px 0px 0px; padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px georgia; text-transform:lowercase; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px;"><i>okmoogle</i></b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color: #b80202;">✗</td> <td style=" background-color:#fff; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><center><img src="IMG URL" style="width: 300px;"></center></td> <td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#018c26;">✓</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 0px 0px 25px 25px; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><p style="font:20px verdana; letter-spacing:-1px; text-align:center; "> CHARACTER NAME </p><B>AGE</B> » age here <B>SEEKING</B> » friends / dating / a good time / etc <B>PREFERENCES</B> » whatever you want! <B>BIO</B> » prob wanna keep this short <br></td></tr></table></center></a>

✗	✓
<span style="color: #b80202; font-size: 2em; "><b> ✗ </b></span>	<span style="color: #018c26; font-size: 2em;"><b> ✓ </b></span>

Comments

francel de haillenarte; ishgardian noble

[haillenarte]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	FRANCEL DE HAILLENARTE AGE » 22 SEEKING » Well, you know how the High Houses are, kupo. He probably wants to marry another Elezen? But really, I think he needs friends most of all. He's so lonely on his little hill! PREFERENCES » He doesn't really leave his house for long, so being able to travel to Ishgard is a must! Assuming you want to see him, that is. ...You do want to see him, don't you? BIO » I'd be the first to declare that he doesn't have much pom to look at, but think about it this way, kupo: if you take his two brothers out of the picture, you're looking at the likely heir to House Haillenarte! ...Unless his father nominates Lady Laniaitte as the countess instead. Er, do you suppose that's ever happened?

I'ziva Ganjai •||• WoL (Shadowbringers compliant)

[purrrrfection]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	I'ZIVA GANAJAI AGE » 27 SEEKING » Yes. PREFERENCES » I'm not terribly picky, sweetling. Men, women, I welcome both! Be of age, physically and mentally. BIO » If you enjoy swapping tales over drinks, or can apurreciate a good pun once in a while, contact me. I'm a well traveled, adventure loving woman who may or may not be looking to slow down a bit in the near future.

MARK ALL THE WOL's with GREEN-- all of them!

[sadlonelyspires]

✓

Lmao You caught me sitting down for tags, good timing!

[purrrrfection]

I... honestly can't say I expected that one.

Irhya Pendhula | WoL OC, Now With 99.9% More Character Development

[omnicrafter]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	IRHYA PENDHULA AGE » 26 SEEKING » D E A T H. I'm here for a good time, not a long time. PREFERENCES » Spoken. Moogles and cat haters need not apply. BIO » I like to do stuff with my hands. Take that as you will.

g'raha tia | this is party finder right

[destinyawaits]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	G'RAHA TIA AGE » 24 SEEKING » Allies, friends-- anyone who is brave enough to venture into the depths of the Crystal Tower with me, and mayhap some adventuring beyond when we are through. That is, of course, unless you tire of the labyrinth... but how could one ever tire of discovering new knowledge? PREFERENCES » Preferably an adventurer of some strength and renown. The ability to jest is certainly a boon, as is familiarity with Allagan technology. Have no fear if you are lacking in that department, for the best discoveries are made together. BIO » The fair winds sing of adventures both past and present. We need only the courage to take that first step.

Re: Lmao You caught me sitting down for tags, good timing!

[sadlonelyspires]

Never let it be said that I do not desire a good conversationalist-- though I will insist that if we do get drinks, we go to a place where they easily have wine available--

Re: g'raha tia | this is party finder right

[rosepaean]

✓

[ he cannot swipe right fast enough ]

RANK 8 FC RECRUITING NEW & OLD PLAYERS. JOIN N.O.A.H. TODAY FOR LIFE'S GREATEST ADVENTURE, LEARNING!

[healingraen]

✓

You certainly know how to pitch an offer, I'd have to give you that even if you weren't pretty cute, to boot.

I'd take that first step with you. To new friends?

[purrrrfection]

I've heard people make pour-er decisions. You won't hear me whining about it, in any case. Wine it is.

[destinyawaits]

Well! Hail and...

What is it we are supposed to do next? This tomestone is rather mysterious!

We have sandwiches!

[destinyawaits]

C-cute? I assure you I am nothing of the sort!

[IS THIS THE WRONG APP?????????? he can't handle this. no one calls him cute except maybe Krile before she brings the axe down. gods help his tsundere brat butt as he was not prepared for this.]

My heart fair sings with anticipation. To new friends!

[rosepaean]

[ joy! A response-- colour Kris thrilled so much that his tomephone almost goes flying ]

I think we are s'posed to get t'know each other now, if ye are inclined.. m'names Kris Fallon tho' I know who ye' are.. who wouldn't know?

[sadlonelyspires]

[ he does not know whether to groan or be amused-- and probably does 'both' when it comes down to it ]

Will I have the pleasure of your stand-up as well? That is no doubt a ridiculous question-- much like your jokes

Re: Irhya Pendhula | WoL OC, Now With 99.9% More Character Development

[sadlonelyspires]

✓

[ oh he thinks she already knows he would swipe right on her..]

[destinyawaits]

A pleasure to meet you, I'm sure!

I suppose I did write my name there.

[He doesn't think he's made history books just yet.]

[meteorum]

✓

[aster arkwright has joined the party!]

I'm always willing to purge an ancient tower of foul beasts.

Might not be the best person to handle Allagan technology, though. I believe a bit too much in "poke at it until it does something."

[rosepaean]

	okmoogle
✗		✓
	CHARACTER NAME AGE » 26 SEEKING » friends (all) x lovers (males) x and heck yeah, a good time! PREFERENCES » Ladies, you want a guy frand to joyfully paint your toenails? Men, do you want someone who can go drinking out with the guys and have a rip roaring good time? Potential love interests, do you want a big highlander teddy bear to keep you warm at night? THIS GUY IS FOR YOU! BIO » +Member of the Eorzean Boy Troupe, "Un'Sync" +Probably the sweetest guy you'll ever meet, +Hates the cold, +Will never hate you, even if you are Emet-Selch.

Well this is going to be quite a hard 'no'

[sadlonelyspires]

✗

Impresario.......

[rosepaean]

[ please don't tell me to get off the boat *sniffs* ]

Don't you dare impresario me...

[sadlonelyspires]

[ get off my goddamn boat-- ]

[rosepaean]

[ well he is a complete and total idiot, forgetting his name like this-- how embarassing ]

[omnicrafter]

Are you just here to swipe on everyone for the reactions, pray tell? I don't see you posting a profile.

[purrrrfection]

Well, you know what they say. You can always count on drinks and jokes to cure what ales you.

[There's a pause, not for dramatic effect, but all the same...]

That would be a yes. It's a package deal.

[destinyawaits]

Ah, what a relief! Your enthusiasm is as a balm to my soul after dealing with so many stuffy schoolmarms who would rather not risk for their gains.

Leave the technology to me, my friend. I am, as it turns out, an expert poker of Allagan devices. One could even say it is my life's work.