dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
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	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

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<span style="color: #b80202; font-size: 2em; "><b> ✗ </b></span>	<span style="color: #018c26; font-size: 2em;"><b> ✓ </b></span>

Comments

[meteorum]

In the tower, you mean?

You'll have me beat before noon, friend. How's a man to compete with your poking skills? ⚰️

[destinyawaits]

I suppose that was a rather thin excuse to have you buy me a round!

More seriously-- we could explore somewhere neither of us are too familiar with. Surely there are places you have only briefly touched upon in your travels, ruins you might have walked past (or ran)?

[meteorum]

You could just ask for a drink, you know. I have gil.

...Well, you've been to Gridania, of course. Do you know where Issom-Har stands in the South Shroud? A pair of researchers stumbled across a portal to some labyrinthine ruins there, and the Wood Wailers have all but sealed it off for fear of the voidsent inside. The Padjals are looking for adventurers to help them navigate the place.

Sounds as much of an adventure as any, don't you think?

[yes. he really is... suggesting palace of the dead. trust system with g'raha tia. profit???]

[destinyawaits]

[Thaliak save him. He didn't actually expect-- uh-- abort!!!!]

I... would have thought you were too busy with your other duties, admittedly. Regardless, should we not wait until after our little excursion?

There are many such places in the Twelveswood where the aether is irreparably changed, or so I have heard, but a portal...

Well, 'twould seem our course is set!

[meteorum]

No need to worry. I did mean after the tower, of course.

[can't forget priorities!]

Then again, I imagine you and Rammbroes will be busy with whatever it is we find in there. The excursion can wait for a while. 😶

[destinyawaits]

[His ears would be drooping right now if this thing had video.]

I would not like to put it off too long. Why, you might be sent to some place far away ere we can finish! Perhaps even some place beyond my reach.

I can catalog artifacts later-- we should explore now.

[meteorum]

[if only it did! first, because drooping ears, and second, because he has the feeling his tone isn't coming across properly over text. this is why he doesn't write often. inexplicably, aster responds with:]

🙂 !!

[...what does that even mean...]

You're kind, G'raha, but you don't have to be that considerate.

I'm never too far out of a friend's reach, no matter what the realm requires.

And we haven't known each other very long, but I'm comfortable calling you a friend.

i came out here to have a dumb meme thread and im feeling so attacked right now???

[destinyawaits]

[He has no idea but it's really... really cute? And throwing him off? Stop throwing him off, he's trying to be coy here.

But no, he's just--

touched.]

... Thank you. I shall keep that in mind.

I am glad to call you friend as well! Beyond glad, even. Who else would dive headlong into the depths of the ancient labyrinths without question? Who else would clear those haunted halls without complaint?

[G'raha, at least, appreciates that you keep getting Labyrinth of the Ancients in Alliance roulette.]

no attacc!! only protecc!!

[meteorum]

[damn it g'raha i've gotten it three times this week already can't you at least roll world of darkness instead —]

I think a lot of adventurers would do it for enough gil, actually.

But I will do it BETTER, and for FREE.

[evidently, the more aster operates his tomestone, the closer he becomes to inventing the shitpost.]