dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
✗		✓
	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

<br><center><table style="width:470px;"><tr style="border-bottom:2px solid #969696;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 25px 25px 0px 0px; padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px georgia; text-transform:lowercase; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px;"><i>okmoogle</i></b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color: #b80202;">✗</td> <td style=" background-color:#fff; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><center><img src="IMG URL" style="width: 300px;"></center></td> <td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#018c26;">✓</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 0px 0px 25px 25px; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><p style="font:20px verdana; letter-spacing:-1px; text-align:center; "> CHARACTER NAME </p><B>AGE</B> » age here <B>SEEKING</B> » friends / dating / a good time / etc <B>PREFERENCES</B> » whatever you want! <B>BIO</B> » prob wanna keep this short <br></td></tr></table></center></a>

✗	✓
<span style="color: #b80202; font-size: 2em; "><b> ✗ </b></span>	<span style="color: #018c26; font-size: 2em;"><b> ✓ </b></span>

Comments

[meteorum]

No need to worry. I did mean after the tower, of course.

[can't forget priorities!]

Then again, I imagine you and Rammbroes will be busy with whatever it is we find in there. The excursion can wait for a while. 😶

[destinyawaits]

[His ears would be drooping right now if this thing had video.]

I would not like to put it off too long. Why, you might be sent to some place far away ere we can finish! Perhaps even some place beyond my reach.

I can catalog artifacts later-- we should explore now.

[meteorum]

[if only it did! first, because drooping ears, and second, because he has the feeling his tone isn't coming across properly over text. this is why he doesn't write often. inexplicably, aster responds with:]

🙂 !!

[...what does that even mean...]

You're kind, G'raha, but you don't have to be that considerate.

I'm never too far out of a friend's reach, no matter what the realm requires.

And we haven't known each other very long, but I'm comfortable calling you a friend.

i came out here to have a dumb meme thread and im feeling so attacked right now???

[destinyawaits]

[He has no idea but it's really... really cute? And throwing him off? Stop throwing him off, he's trying to be coy here.

But no, he's just--

touched.]

... Thank you. I shall keep that in mind.

I am glad to call you friend as well! Beyond glad, even. Who else would dive headlong into the depths of the ancient labyrinths without question? Who else would clear those haunted halls without complaint?

[G'raha, at least, appreciates that you keep getting Labyrinth of the Ancients in Alliance roulette.]

no attacc!! only protecc!!

[meteorum]

[damn it g'raha i've gotten it three times this week already can't you at least roll world of darkness instead —]

I think a lot of adventurers would do it for enough gil, actually.

But I will do it BETTER, and for FREE.

[evidently, the more aster operates his tomestone, the closer he becomes to inventing the shitpost.]