dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
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	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

<br><center><table style="width:470px;"><tr style="border-bottom:2px solid #969696;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 25px 25px 0px 0px; padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px georgia; text-transform:lowercase; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px;"><i>okmoogle</i></b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color: #b80202;">✗</td> <td style=" background-color:#fff; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><center><img src="IMG URL" style="width: 300px;"></center></td> <td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#018c26;">✓</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 0px 0px 25px 25px; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><p style="font:20px verdana; letter-spacing:-1px; text-align:center; "> CHARACTER NAME </p><B>AGE</B> » age here <B>SEEKING</B> » friends / dating / a good time / etc <B>PREFERENCES</B> » whatever you want! <B>BIO</B> » prob wanna keep this short <br></td></tr></table></center></a>

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<span style="color: #b80202; font-size: 2em; "><b> ✗ </b></span>	<span style="color: #018c26; font-size: 2em;"><b> ✓ </b></span>

Comments

OH NO...

[ohwyrm]

If you replied simply to make sport of me, then I suggest that you go pester someone else.

Mat likes elezen.. and elezen who 'likes' moogles are good people

[mustlovemoogles]

[ Mat has like absolutely no sense of humor to speak of; he is responding completely in serious ]

Oh no, I wouldn't dream of it-- Moghome in the evening is so beautiful, with all those little poms glowing...

[ wish I could say he wasn't being serious-- but Mat is serious as death ]

sorry for the incoming disappointment, Mat

[ohwyrm]

"Beautiful" is not the word I would use to describe it.

It's okay, he is used to it!

[mustlovemoogles]

How would you describe it then, if not beautiful?

[ perhaps there is still hope that this is the Elezen that Mat is looking for-- ]

[ohwyrm]

I suppose that the scenery is pleasant enough. However, the company leaves much to be desired.

love is DEAD

[mustlovemoogles]

[ .... ]

....

[ .... ]

You are a heathen

✗

:'(

[ohwyrm]

[Him, a heathen?! All because he doesn't enjoy the company of those accursed molebats?! Hrmph, perhaps he should consider this a blessing. At least this absurd conversation is at an end now, and he can now focus on more important matters.

Unfortunately for Estinien, Mathias will find a letter personally addressed to him:]

Dear Mathias,

I apologize deeply for my rude behavior, ku. Is there any way I can make it up to you?

-Estinien

[While Estinien never had the neatest writing, the tiny, clumsy script hints that it was written by somebody else's hand... or rather, paw]

poor dumb Mat

[mustlovemoogles]

[ he totally believes that this is really from Estinian, showing due contrition over blaspheming the name of those dear precious fluffy flying white kitty bats who are so cute that almost looking at them causes his tsundere heart to explode into mini hearts. Elezens and moogles, bad combination for Mat here because he cannot resist them.

Though obviously he can resist a moogle-disliking heathen; well there were some bounderies.

Mat writes a letter back to Estinian which he puts into the 'moogle' mailbox. (bad idea, we know). ]

Dear Estinian,

If you are truly contrite, I will accept an apology in the form of an excursion to Moghome, and you should also probably apologize to those sweet dear moogles, it's not their fault they were born so adorable.

Sincerely and adamantly,

Mathias

[ Mat really just makes it too easy for those moogles ]

it will only get worse from here

[ohwyrm]

Dear Mathias,

While I would be glad to accompany you to Moghome, I am truly ashamed to show my face there. Unfortunately, I am unsure of what I would even say to these swee sup mar creatures. Perhaps you could assist me? In person?

-Estinien

[The plan is working! Okay, so Mogtwine started laying it on a bit thick, but it's working! And even if it all falls apart... well, at least Estinien will be out their hair for a little while]