dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
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	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

<br><center><table style="width:470px;"><tr style="border-bottom:2px solid #969696;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 25px 25px 0px 0px; padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px georgia; text-transform:lowercase; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px;"><i>okmoogle</i></b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color: #b80202;">✗</td> <td style=" background-color:#fff; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><center><img src="IMG URL" style="width: 300px;"></center></td> <td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#018c26;">✓</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 0px 0px 25px 25px; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><p style="font:20px verdana; letter-spacing:-1px; text-align:center; "> CHARACTER NAME </p><B>AGE</B> » age here <B>SEEKING</B> » friends / dating / a good time / etc <B>PREFERENCES</B> » whatever you want! <B>BIO</B> » prob wanna keep this short <br></td></tr></table></center></a>

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<span style="color: #b80202; font-size: 2em; "><b> ✗ </b></span>	<span style="color: #018c26; font-size: 2em;"><b> ✓ </b></span>

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[ohwyrm]

[And then, after Estinien manages to wrestle the tomestone away from the moogle:]

who is this

okay i laughed

[haillenarte]

[there is a long pause, during which francel considers praying for the poor moogle who was probably launched pom-first across the whole of eorzea...

subsequently, he decides that he doesn't really want to give his name to ishgard's infamously temperamental dragoon after all! a strategic decision!]

ser alaimbert of the spiked butt

:D

[ohwyrm]

[Good gods it's Ser Alaimbert. Fury grant him grace...]

you of all people should recognize a dragoon's leap when he sees one!

[Honestly, the man may be a fool, but were he unskilled he would have died where better men and women have perished. Then again, you know what they say: the Fury looks out for fools and children]

[haillenarte]

[oh. hm. in his haste to think of a suitable pseudonym, francel completely forgot about the fact that the notorious ser alaimbert is, in fact, a dragoon, and one that ser estinien would know, at that. this is a pickle.

it's not a pickle that can't be overcome, however — particularly as francel is in fact familiar with the spiked butt's peculiarities, and more than capable of imitating his... particular manner of speech.]

well, certainly! of that i was never in doubt!

but is it the dragoon captured thusly?



or at the apex of his arc, like so?



regardless of the answer, i am all but certain that many would fall to their knees at the mere sight of you with your hefty lance grasped firmly in hand!

[ohwyrm]

[Estinien isn't sure who's the greater fool here: Ser Alaimbert of the Poor Phrasing, for obvious reasons, or himself for thinking that he might have been able to have a normal conversation with him for once. Everything he says, either through speech or through correspondence, is obliviously perverse, and- good gods, even that illustration is suspect. What did he do to deserve this?

...well, quite a few things, if one happens to believe in divine punishment, but Estinien refuses to entertain the thought. He's about to type out a rebuke when he realizes two things:

1) He does not particularly feel like dealing with Alaimbert's nonsense today, and

2) He does not have to. Estinien is no expert on Tomestones or their programming, but there's ways to block someone's messages, are there not? So he swipes wildly on his screen, searching for a block button or a profile or anything, really, that he can use to banish Alaimbert from his presence.]

[haillenarte]

[francel is beginning to get the sense that he has outstayed "ser alaimbert's" welcome with the commander of the knights dragoon, and also that he's probably getting the poor knight of the spiked butt in a good deal of trouble, but he can't help but jab:]

i take it by your silence that you are stunned speechless by my artistic prowess...

[ohwyrm]

[SEVEN HELLS HOW DOES THIS DAMNED THING WORK]

i am stunned at how idle you have become in my absence. if you have enough time to pick up a paintbrush and fancy yourself an artist, then you can pick up your lance and practice your drills.

[There. That ought to get him out of his hair.]

[haillenarte]

gladly! all ishgard's enemies shall fear the butt!

[fury, but it's painful to type like this...]

[ohwyrm]

and all of ishgard shall be glad for it, just so long as you keep your butt pointed firmly at your enemies and not your comrades

[Alright, that's a cruel jest, considering how clueless the poor man is. However, even Estinien can't resist making sport of Alaimbert once in a while. He probably should do more to discourage his nonsense instead of writing him off as a lost cause... but on the other hand, with him being away for the foreseeable future, any misadventures that Alaimbert's tongue gets him into are somebody else's problem, not his.]