dating app meme

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dating app meme

hello there There's a new program for your tomestone that's all the rage these days — OkMoogle, an app for meeting all sorts of new people, be it for dating purposes or just to make more friends! Oh, you're not interested? Or maybe you're just not the most tech-savvy individual? Well, that's unfortunate — somebody fluffy might have worked a little moogle magic to put up a profile for you anyway, kupo...! 1. Copy the first code into a comment to this entry. 2. Fill in all the stuff as if you were making a dating app profile for your character (or as if a silly moogle made a joke profile for them, whatever works). 3. Use the ✗ and the ✓ to express interest or disinterest, with comments. 4. Thread about it! This meme was gently lifted from bakerstreet. The template has been modified from a code originally written by photosynthesis.

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	okmoogle
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	ISOBE AGE » ??? SEEKING » dango PREFERENCES » <chirp><chirp> BIO » professional triple triad player

<br><center><table style="width:470px;"><tr style="border-bottom:2px solid #969696;"><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 25px 25px 0px 0px; padding:20px; padding-bottom:0; width:300px; font:38px georgia; text-transform:lowercase; text-align:center; letter-spacing:2px;"><i>okmoogle</i></b></td> <td></td></tr> <tr><td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; text-align:right; padding:0; color: #b80202;">✗</td> <td style=" background-color:#fff; padding-top:10px; padding-bottom:0; width:308px;"><center><img src="IMG URL" style="width: 300px;"></center></td> <td style="font-size:50px; vertical-align:middle; padding:0; color:#018c26;">✓</td></tr> <tr><td></td> <td style="background-color:#fff; border-radius: 0px 0px 25px 25px; font:12px arial; text-align:left; padding:10px;"><p style="font:20px verdana; letter-spacing:-1px; text-align:center; "> CHARACTER NAME </p><B>AGE</B> » age here <B>SEEKING</B> » friends / dating / a good time / etc <B>PREFERENCES</B> » whatever you want! <B>BIO</B> » prob wanna keep this short <br></td></tr></table></center></a>

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<span style="color: #b80202; font-size: 2em; "><b> ✗ </b></span>	<span style="color: #018c26; font-size: 2em;"><b> ✓ </b></span>

Comments

[valhourdin]

✗

[ "Curse those bloody whoresons and piss on their swiving round table" indeed, a lost cause. ]

[ohwyrm]

✗

[Good news for you, Ser Zephirin: the feeling is mutual]

i'm so sad that i can't icly do more than henchman talk, ty for laughter though

[valhourdin]

✗

[ For good measure — those who oppose Ishgard's only means of salvation are no better than her foes. ]

Mayhap you would do well to lay down your lance.

I'm glad you enjoyed <3 and I loved your recruitment ad for the Heavens' Ward

[ohwyrm]

[ That sentiment is not too different from Estinien's own feelings on the matter; the main contrast is who he's placed his faith in as Ishgard's best hope for the future, and who, as a result, has become his latest enemy in the wake of Nidhogg's defeat. ]

I would do so gladly - once you and your brethren are dead and buried, that is.

[And not a moment sooner]

thank you!!

[valhourdin]

And Ishgard with us.

I realize that there is no reasoning with you — much like Ser Aymeric, you will not see it.

[ Regrettable, that it should come to this, some part of Zephirin thinks even now, but so be it. ]

[ohwyrm]

How arrogant you are, to think that Ishgard will perish without your presence. Or would you rather see our nation burn ere you lose the lofty position you have gained?

[valhourdin]

You and your allies would see Ishgard sundered. Have you the power to save her then? Has Ser Aymeric, or your Warrior of Light?

Bereft of our king's guidance, our nation would perish ere long... but you may continue to think us the villains.

[ohwyrm]

Strange. Last I recall, Ishgard has not had a single king in over a thousand years, and yet we still managed to thrive.

[valhourdin]

Ishgard has endured, that much is true. As I recall it, however, we were neither leaderless nor divided.

Even then, peace was never within our reach.

[ohwyrm]

Nor shall peace be won by a fraud who fancies himself a god. Whatever promises the archbishop has made to you, you would be a fool to trust them.

[valhourdin]

Have a care, Ser Estinien.

[ There was a time when Zephirin himself might have questioned the archbishop's promises, harbouring misgivings of his own — now, all such qualms are silenced, and his king's will forms an impenetrable shield against Estinien's remarks. ]

True folly has already cost one of your number dearly.

1/2

[ohwyrm]

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[oh dear. there appears to be some tomestone malfunctions at the moment.]

2/2

[ohwyrm]

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