tfln meme

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tfln meme

linkshells from last night! It's been long enough for a rerun, so let's repeat the eternal crowd favorite, the TFLN meme! Self-explanatory, right? In a world where linkshells have text functions (and moogle mail has therefore been rendered obsolete except to deliver packages), accidental texts are frequent and laughing at your friends is all the rage. Come share all the trashy, terrible parts of your life with the rest of Eorzea. 1. Head to Texts From Last Night and randomly select a text (or several). Alternatively, make up your own! 2. Post this text with your character. 3. React to other texts accordingly and enjoy!

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francel de haillenarte; ishgardian noble

[haillenarte]

1 ► Saint Daniffen was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them.
2 ► So, I told him I still liked him. He laughed.
3 ► Sorry about calling you a heretic all night.
4 ► Thanks for putting pants on me yesterday. And for calling me a princess.

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[(Anonymous)]

No, it's fair - I'm pretty sure they'd take away my initiate's status if I told the priests back at the temple of Nald'Thal how I really feel about the gods right now.

alfeoux blackwater; elezen adventurer

[alfeoux]

1 ► we haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. just saying.
2 ► please. i ruined his night from an entirely different city-state.
3 ► fyi, when you order four bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight, the flight attendant's jaw drops to the floor.

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[unyieldingspirit]

it's probably not that common!
you managed them, of course?

Sayano Gakunin | NIN WoL or non-WoL OC

[gakunin]

1: I just laughed about how we were wearing the same coat and she pulled another one out to change into then and there. But I liked having a fashion sister. :(

2: Why are you such a fool? Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate. (optional:)That would have made more sense to the person it was intended for.

3: And anyway at least being paid in dried moko grass makes an interesting story.

4: Who breaks into an apartment only to leave a stack of finger sandwiches on the table?

5: If I saw a piece of my magicked flying chair off and then fashion a new piece will it lose its flying magic? It's stuck on an archway.

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[alfeoux]

if i couldn't accept the things i hate i'd have to incinerate half of eorzea

1

[unyieldingspirit]

oh :( that's a shame! that sounds adorable

Nero tol Scaeva

[ambitionburns]

1 - Frankly if you're going to take advice from me you deserve all you get.

2 - I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.

3 - I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.

4 - Or text him!

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[littlemhigan]

I do recall you're the one following Cid around of your own volition.
You've no one else to blame but yourself.

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[levelthreehooligan]

I feel like.... I wasn't supposed to see that. I'll be five minutes.

2

[dragoonrouge]

Hey, you were the one who wanted to see what fighting a dragon was like. Not my fault you didn't have the right armour for it

Irhya Pendhula | WoL DRK or non-WoL CNJ

[omnicrafter]

1) I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT

2) How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?

3) Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 26th birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th

4) did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.

5) He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Ishgardian pick up line?

6) It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be Elezen.

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[haillenarte]

I... I'm sorry?

...Irhya, what does that even MEAN?

Sidurgu Orl | Moogle Hater Supreme

[abyssalflame]

1) Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick.

2) Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now.

3) We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.

4) His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard. Do you see my dilemma?

5) There are going to be so many moogles this All Hallow's Eve that I might just dress as a dragon and punch them all in the face.

Khamu'wo Zhwan | Miqo'te Scholar and Arcanist teacher

[adloholic]

1 ➤ I almost broke into an argument defending my life choices with a carbuncle eating chocolate cake at 4am.
2 ➤ Pray, have a frustration cry and get over it.
3 ➤ Great. Do not do shady things like that, okay?
4 ➤ If I come over, it means nothing.

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[alfeoux]

[texts... a picture of his gothbuncle perfectly normal emerald carbuncle sniffing a piece of chocolate cake...

is this what you meant, master zhwan? ♥]

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[levelthreehooligan]

Was it the Carbuncle eating the Cake or you? I feel these are two very different things...

Rose | WoL OC

[poisontippedcure]

❦ I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
❦ Go have a frustration cry and get over it
❦ Some mornings I slay gods. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m getting dressed
❦ If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it

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[astralera]

Get over what?

[ Era is wonderfully talented at being entirely oblivious to how frustrated she is with a majority of her life. A good cry would probably do her well, but. Well. She's Era. Which means she's horrible at doing anything just for herself unless it involves food or fashion. ]

this is like 75% a gag tag

[karmaisapitch]

[Oh, she forgets an AOE you have to heal through ONE TIME and you lock her in the bathroom? SHE WAS IN ANIMATION LOCK YOU STINGY CATGIRL.]

Ikar Kestrel | Hyur Marauder/Fisher

[saltyaxitude]

1 ➤ wuld you be oposed to me keepin a live lobster in the showr for a bit?
2 ➤ its my nameday i should be drinkin ale in a top hat not workin my arse off
3 ➤ good new im fuly stokd on max potions but im outta gil so can u com pik me up from uldah
4 ➤ sry snips made a buble nest on my bed today so xpect it to be sopin wet

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[adloholic]

You can help yourself to as much ale as you please, once your duties are complete. Simply because it is your nameday does not mean you are excused from being a responsible member of our Free Company.

Filia Rais Suldyne | WOL OC, Learning to be less of a Jerkbag

[karmaisapitch]

1. I almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a nutkin eating chocolate cake at 4am
2. Relax I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my moko grass so you know I'll come back for you
3. I'm always on high-alert for lesbians
4. Go have a frustration cry and get the hell over it

[[ Also, have an info page. I haven't RPed in like 3 years, bear with me.]]

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[levelthreehooligan]

You just start shouting about them or? You a 'Duck n' Cover' or 'Hot Damn' kind of alert.

moenbryda wilfsunnwyn ; does she even get drunk off of liquor or is it just all atmosphere

[moenbryda]

▹ My recently uploaded pictures to Eorzeabook: Me partying in Aleport with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of carbuncles. I win.
▹ On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
▹ Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
▹ I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
▹ text her!

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[levelthreehooligan]

I don't think I could be the big spoon tbh I won't argue.

[levelthreehooligan]

♦ I plan on getting so intoxicated that I think it's my own birthday.
♦ How do I say "You have great tits" Without it sounding awful?
♦ Okay so, If hypothetically, I went ahead and did that think you specifically told me NOT to do -
♦ Hey how many RolanBerries do you think I could fit in my mouth?
♦ Text Her!

viarault elemier; elezen adventurer

[viarault]

1 ► I have seen more genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
2 ► What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
3 ► Turns out a silencing potion will cut right through semen stains on a scholasticate robe.
4 ► I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you, topless and bloody.

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[alfeoux]

Is it the topless part you object to, or the bloody part?