tfln meme

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tfln meme

linkshells from last night! It's been long enough for a rerun, so let's repeat the eternal crowd favorite, the TFLN meme! Self-explanatory, right? In a world where linkshells have text functions (and moogle mail has therefore been rendered obsolete except to deliver packages), accidental texts are frequent and laughing at your friends is all the rage. Come share all the trashy, terrible parts of your life with the rest of Eorzea. 1. Head to Texts From Last Night and randomly select a text (or several). Alternatively, make up your own! 2. Post this text with your character. 3. React to other texts accordingly and enjoy!

TEMPLATE CODED BY valoirs

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Nero tol Scaeva

[ambitionburns]

1 - Frankly if you're going to take advice from me you deserve all you get.

2 - I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.

3 - I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.

4 - Or text him!

2

[littlemhigan]

I do recall you're the one following Cid around of your own volition.
You've no one else to blame but yourself.

[ambitionburns]

Nonsense.
I can blame Cid.

3

[levelthreehooligan]

I feel like.... I wasn't supposed to see that. I'll be five minutes.

[ambitionburns]

You WERE most certainly supposed to see that!
Now hurry up before I need to refuel this thing

[levelthreehooligan]

I'm omw. I've got some fireworks too, be right there.
*She sends a shakily taken photo of about 10 large fireworks held under the crook of her arms. From the angle, you can see Y'shtola shouting at her from the back of the Stones.*

2

[dragoonrouge]

Hey, you were the one who wanted to see what fighting a dragon was like. Not my fault you didn't have the right armour for it

[ambitionburns]

Let's not dwell on the past. Eyes forward, to the future.
I need you to find me some pants.

[dragoonrouge]

...

How, pray tell, do you expect me to do that? The market doesn't open till seven.

[ambitionburns]

You're the Warrior of Light, aren't you? You've done things much more improbable than than locating a spare pair of pants once the markets are closed.

[dragoonrouge]

If you hadn't noticed you've the limbs of a dhalmel, it's not like I can just give you a pair of Felih's, no-one else is as tall as you...

...wait...

...

Right,i have trousers that are long enough. Just know that I hate you for this.

[ambitionburns]

No, I don't want anything of Felih's, I asked for pants, not shorts!

...where DID you end up getting them from?

[dragoonrouge]

That wouldn't be a problem if you weren't disgustingly taller than everyone else!

...i...

They're Aymeric's...