tfln meme

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tfln meme

linkshells from last night! It's been long enough for a rerun, so let's repeat the eternal crowd favorite, the TFLN meme! Self-explanatory, right? In a world where linkshells have text functions (and moogle mail has therefore been rendered obsolete except to deliver packages), accidental texts are frequent and laughing at your friends is all the rage. Come share all the trashy, terrible parts of your life with the rest of Eorzea. 1. Head to Texts From Last Night and randomly select a text (or several). Alternatively, make up your own! 2. Post this text with your character. 3. React to other texts accordingly and enjoy!

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Comments

[adloholic]

That is not even remotely close to how you say my name.

[He sure didn't answer that question.]

[saltyaxitude]

what


yea it is what are you talkin about isnt that how i say it al the time???

[adloholic]

You are assuming you say it correctly.

[saltyaxitude]

why didnya ever say anything!!
how are you suposed ta say it??

[adloholic]

A little difficult to say over text, but I will be sure to let you know when we are together next. However, I have scant faith that your Hyuran tongue will be able to do any better than your meager attempts so far.

[saltyaxitude]

[Damn Khamu'wo, why you being so harsh?]

bulshite
if ya told me i was sayin it rong in the first place im sure i coulda been sayin it fine now

anyroad is it fine or not if i leve erly

[adloholic]

I have my doubts, but fine, who am I—but a man of experience—to tell you what you can or cannot do. I will teach you how to properly pronounce Miqo'te names.

No, you may not. Be sure to include the time it took us to have this exchange to your ending time. I will double check your math for you as a nameday courtesy.

[saltyaxitude]

[He was about to thank Khamu'wo for finally agreeing to teach him how to pronounce Miqo'te names but that wasn't important anymore. Not only could he not take off first his nameday, he was supposed to know how long this exchange had lasted?]

WHAT
why do you even need that!! chekin my math doesnt make it beter ether!

[adloholic]

Well, this counts as a break, does it not? You have not been working this whole exchange. Once you return to work, you will work the same amount of time to make up for this unscheduled break. I do not tolerate slackers, doubtlessly you are aware of this.

[saltyaxitude]

UGH
hav you no pity for a man on his nameday??
dont anser that

ill see you tonite hopfuly sooner then later