tfln meme

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tfln meme

linkshells from last night! It's been long enough for a rerun, so let's repeat the eternal crowd favorite, the TFLN meme! Self-explanatory, right? In a world where linkshells have text functions (and moogle mail has therefore been rendered obsolete except to deliver packages), accidental texts are frequent and laughing at your friends is all the rage. Come share all the trashy, terrible parts of your life with the rest of Eorzea. 1. Head to Texts From Last Night and randomly select a text (or several). Alternatively, make up your own! 2. Post this text with your character. 3. React to other texts accordingly and enjoy!

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viarault elemier; elezen adventurer

[viarault]

1 ► I have seen more genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
2 ► What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
3 ► Turns out a silencing potion will cut right through semen stains on a scholasticate robe.
4 ► I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you, topless and bloody.

4

[alfeoux]

Is it the topless part you object to, or the bloody part?

[viarault]

Both.

The least you could do is stop standing in Twelves-damned fire, you arrogant fool.

[alfeoux]

No fires were involved last night.

I just engaged a Roegadyn in a little battle of wits because he had the nerve to insult my new gloves over a pint of whiskey.

[viarault]

If you conducted yourself with more dignity, you would not have to lower yourself to their level. Come back to the inn room bloodied and bruised like that again, and I'll make you even more so.

As for the fire, I meant it more generally. I grow weary of healing over your burn scars.

[alfeoux]

Ooh. That sounds like a threat, Viarault. Are you sure you want to go down that route with me?

I could leave you with a few burn scars of my own, you know.

[viarault]

I have no desire to wrestle and brawl like common thugs, but I'm quite confident I could take you in a fight if it came to that, Alfeoux.

[alfeoux]

big words, big man.
are you going to hurt me, vi a rault?
bite me
choke me
slap me
punch me?
hmm?

[viarault]

[U G H]

Will you stop being a ridiculous masochist and punctuate correctly?

[alfeoux]

i AM punctuating correctly
and i'm hardly a masochist...
i just love to think of you getting your hands dirty for once
lordly little master elemier, so posh and priss and pretty
always healing over injuries, and never giving them out

[viarault]

I cast offensive spells where I can and when I deem fit, Alfeoux. Would you prefer that I charged blindly into battle, like you?

You had a noble house once. Act like it.

[alfeoux]

Fine, fine.
You do so love to mention that, don't you, Viarault?
Does it get you off that you have a little Ishgardian lordling to call your partner?
I know how you LOVE the land of my birth.

[viarault]

No, it doesn't "get me off," you disgusting louse.

[...well, it totally does, but that's not the point...]

Will you just stop getting yourself into trouble?

[alfeoux]

Only if you ask nicely.

[viarault]

Alfeoux.

Don't make me hurt you.

[alfeoux]

So I get what I want either way?

[viarault]

[he's not even going to dignify that with a response...]