anon dare meme

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anon dare meme

and a happy heavensturn to you! Anon dare rules are the same as ever, friends! 1. Post with your character! 2. Go anon and find another character. 3. Give them a dare that involves another character on the meme. 4. Go do your own dares. Tag around, and have fun!

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francel de haillenarte; ishgardian noble

[haillenarte]

( *¯ ³¯*)♡ tales, part 3: the search ends?!

[valhourdin]

[ At last, someone like to meet the requirements of the dare issued, and so Zephirin steps forward, beginning his task with a courteous dip of his head. ]

A moment of your time, if I may.

GOOD

[haillenarte]

[young lord francel seems somehow appalled to see a knight of the heavens' ward bowing his head to him, and makes a somewhat panicked gesture with his hands...]

A-Ah... yes? Might I be of any assistance, Ser Zephirin?

[(Anonymous)]

wearing a gold saucer bunny suit, approach someone for a normal conversation

[haillenarte]

I-It is done, but at what cost...?

alfeoux blackwater; elezen adventurer

[alfeoux]

[haillenarte]

[looking distinctly as though he would like to die, lord francel de haillenarte approaches alfeoux while clad in full gold saucer bunny gear — ears and all, though given that his hands are pressed rather defensively over his groin, one might be forgiven for thinking that he isn't wearing any undergarments over his stockings...]

E-Excuse me...

[alfeoux]

[looks francel up

looks francel down

...hands him a whiskey glass —]

I'll have another ale, please. And bring it more quickly than that other wench, will you?

adelphel de chevraudan; heavens' ward

[adelphel]

( *¯ ³¯*)♡ tales, part 2: the search continues

[valhourdin]

[ Ser Adelphel, though widely considered fair of face, lacks the qualities one would ascribe to the cutest person here. Zephirin must needs look elsewhere. ]

[adelphel]

[wow??? excuse me??? spoiled narcissistic personalities are totally cute??? you just have bad taste, commander!!!]

[(Anonymous)]

options:

1. cook something and convince someone to eat it
2. let someone other than yourself have complete and total victory

[adelphel]

For the glory of... King... Thordan.

ramza bas lexentale; garlean historian

[lexentale]

( ...or whatever he is )

Zephirin de Valhourdin

[valhourdin]

[(Anonymous)]

hello dear zephirin you have to kiss the cutest person here thanks ( *¯ ³¯*)♡

[valhourdin]

Your will be done.

[adelphel]

Archimandrite.

[ser adelphel appears to be holding something behind his back...]

Have you a moment to spare?

[valhourdin]

Ser Adelphel.

[ Adelphel's entrance interrupts Zephirin's Important Archimandrite Shit To Get Done, but the Ward's commander beckons the fifth seat closer to his desk, thus granting Adelphel leave to continue. ]

Janlenoux de Courcillant

[steeloath]

( *¯ ³¯*)♡ tales, part 1: the search begins

[valhourdin]

[ There are some who might deem Ser Janlenoux cute, and perhaps he would willingly cooperate... Unfortunately, it would be inaccurate to describe Ser Janlenoux as the cutest person here. ]

Emmanellain de Fortemps

[thelofty]

[meetmeinthepytte]

[Okay who around here isn't either a sad twink or likely to kill her.

Mind you, punching anyone who's not armed and/or asking for it is a bit off-color, but refusing a good solid dare is for WEENIES and Rosalind motherfucking Pytte is MOST ASSUREDLY NOT A WEENIE. An Ishgardian nose is hardly a sacrifice at all to uphold a pugilist's reputation and integrity and what all.]

Look alive!

[Is literally all the warning he's getting before a Highlander lady just fucking decks him.]

Rosalind Pytte | cranky MNK

[meetmeinthepytte]

[(Anonymous)]

pick someone and punch them in the face