anon dare meme

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anon dare meme

and a happy heavensturn to you! Anon dare rules are the same as ever, friends! 1. Post with your character! 2. Go anon and find another character. 3. Give them a dare that involves another character on the meme. 4. Go do your own dares. Tag around, and have fun!

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[haillenarte]

[...francel continues to stare uncomprehendingly.]

B-But I might fall.

[alfeoux]

And no one should ever see it coming.

[work, bitch.]

Now, walk. From here to that pillar, and come back in five seconds. Any longer, and I will kill you.

[haillenarte]

[what in the seven hells has he gotten himself into...

confused, francel does as he is told, walking unhesitatingly toward the indicated pillar. he is there and back again in four seconds.]

...A-Are you going to kill me?

[alfeoux]

No. You made it back in time. And you did not fall. Do you see how easy it is when you try?

[this does not explain the disgusted expression on alfexoux's face. after a pause, he sighs and shakes his head.]

But you... you walk like a man!

[haillenarte]

[this is a problem now????]

...I am a man.

[alfeoux]

[DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT TO ME, GIRLY-BOY!!]

I have stood upon battlefields with women who fill out a pair of smalls better than you do. Now, watch carefully. I will demonstrate for you.

[elegantly lifting and knotting his voluminous robes so that francel can see alfeoux's shapely legs, alfeoux sighs and walks with catlike grace towards the pillar and back again.]

There, see? One foot in front of the other, with a continuous, sinuous sliding of the hips. That is how you ought to comport yourself.

[this doesn't seem to have anything to do with the bunny outfit anymore...]

[haillenarte]

[stunned by this display of elegant allure, francel gapes at alfeoux, appropriately admiring. he, too, seems to have forgotten what he is caught up in...]

Why, adventurer, that was amazing!

[alfeoux]

[damn straight it was]

Naturally. I am glad to see that you have been blessed with the good sense to appreciate good work.

[he gestures at the small stretch of floor that they have made their own.]

Now, you can do it if you try. Not half so elegantly as I, of course, but you can make an attempt.

[haillenarte]

I think I might fall...

[nevertheless, francel resolves to try it. he is not nearly as sure-footed as alfeoux, of course — alfeoux's quick steps have been honed over many years of dodging aoes — but he manages a passable catwalk, in the end.]

H-How was that?

[alfeoux]

That was acceptable.

[the confident smirk that seems to tug eternally upon the corners of alfeoux's lips speaks of at least some degree of pride, though...]

Congratulations. You are now marginally less hideous than you were before.

[haillenarte]

[this experience has given francel newfound confidence. he pumps one fist in front of him in triumph (he is, of course, not so exuberant and extroverted as to pump his fist in the air), smiling.]

I... I did it? Thank you, ser, truly! Fury's blessings upon you!

[alfeoux]

[ugh, if he had a gil for every time he's heard about the stupid fury...

nevertheless, alfeoux doesn't push the issue — it isn't the boy's fault he's been indoctrinated into a herd of sheep, the poor thing — and... smiles? well, that smile is his default expression, so is it really a smile in that case?]

Now, be on your way. Show the world my handiwork.

[pause.]

Actually, get me that ale, and then you can sing my praises to whomsoever you meet.

[haillenarte]

A-Ah, yes! One ale, coming right up!

[...and off he goes...]