[ Yup, she's the epitome of an ignorant tourist. Slightly drunk, ornery, and lacking the self-preservation instinct she was born with.
She cocks an eyebrow, thinking for a moment, prior to plunking herself down at their table without so much as a by-your-leave, shifting only enough to scoop up her mug of crappy booze and the plank of rye bread from her original seat. ]
If you insist. Bossy little prig, aren't you? [ Fortunately food and drink both have a tendency to disappear at an alarming rate when put in front of her. Shouldn't be long. ACCUSATORY POINT WITH BREAD CRUST -- ] Loser buys the next round.
[And it hasn't even been five minutes yet. That's a feat. For now, though, until she finishes, he's just going to stand there and insult her, he supposes.]
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She cocks an eyebrow, thinking for a moment, prior to plunking herself down at their table without so much as a by-your-leave, shifting only enough to scoop up her mug of crappy booze and the plank of rye bread from her original seat. ]
If you insist. Bossy little prig, aren't you? [ Fortunately food and drink both have a tendency to disappear at an alarming rate when put in front of her. Shouldn't be long.
ACCUSATORY POINT WITH BREAD CRUST -- ] Loser buys the next round.
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Has anyone ever told you you're insufferable?
[And it hasn't even been five minutes yet. That's a feat. For now, though, until she finishes, he's just going to stand there and insult her, he supposes.]