stuck meme
stuck meme |
esuna off that paralysis Post toplevels, reply as usual. Hope you enjoy your quality time with your thread partner, now that you're stuck...01. IN A CROWD — for bonus points: in a crowd, after an argument. 02. DEFENDING THE BASE — while you wait for reinforcements to arrive. Good luck! 03. ON A RAFT — or a manacutter or an airship or something, drifting towards a deserted island. 04. IN A RELATIONSHIP — that your thread partner is trying to break you out of. The relationship can be with someone else... or just your bed/pet/hobby/gambling habit. 05. IN A WAITING ROOM — while you're waiting to hear a healer/conjurer/physician/chirurgeon's assessment, and you really didn't want to run into anyone... or maybe you'd like some emotional support? 06. TRYING TO NAVIGATE — through the Ul'dahn marketplace, maybe, or Hawker's Alley, or any number of confusing Lominsan/Gridanian/Sharlayan alleyways. 07. STANDING GUARD — wherever might be applicable: outside the Rising Stones? Rowena's House of Splendors? Or maybe awkwardly in front of a bedroom with a near-stranger so that the person who hired you to keep watch can get it on inside... 08. WITH YOUR HAIR — caught in someone else's belt or leather sheath or inexplicable shoulder spike... oh, adventurers and their impractical clothing. 09. DELIVERING TERRIBLE NEWS — exactly what's on the tin. Sucks to be you. 10. DOING THE DISHES — at a restaurant where you forgot your wallet and couldn't pay the bill. 11. IN A LAKE — because this person caught you skinny-dipping and won't... go... away... 12. WAITING TO BE RANSOMED — in the actually-quite-loving care of some especially incompetent criminals. Enjoy being stuck! This meme was gently lifted off bakerstreet. |
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No one has had cause to ask the questions that Francel asks. They unseal old memories. ]
Now and again, though we oft fancied ourselves Ishgard's future knights instead.
[ That, of course, is not an uncommon game. For a child, its aim was to have fun. ]
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the young lord, for his part, never dreamed of knighthood.]
And did you slay dragons... rescue damsels in distress... ride into the sunset upon makeshift chocobos?
[the question is not unkindly meant. francel giggles at the imagery.]
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We faced many a stone dragon to rescue unseen damsels upon our silent steeds.
[ Distant and hazy are the days of imaginary dragons, damsels, and chocobos. The knight shrugs. ]
And you?
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...Do you promise not to laugh?
[after waiting briefly for some acknowledgement, francel plows on:]
...I... I always wanted to be the damsel in distress, myself. Someone beloved enough to be rescued from the jaws of evil...
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And Francel's wish came true.
To make such remarks would be callous, and Zephirin keeps the thought unsaid. Several moments pass in silence. ]
I imagine your friends would have thanked you.
[ After all, most insist on playing the valiant knight. ]
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there are other things that francel desires from the role of the damsel, none of which he can explain to zephirin.]
Perhaps. I never played at being rescued when I was with them.
[at last they reach the door to the kitchens, where the truly fantastic smell of francel's pudding wafts out from within, warm and welcoming as a summer breeze. at last francel removes his hand from zephirin's wrist; playfully, he uses the rabbit's hands to push the door open.
the head chef stands past the doors — a pretty elezen woman with a neat apron tied round her waist, and oven mitts round her hands to protect her fingers from the heat of the pan she is removing from the oven. if she is surprised at all by francel's new companions, it does not show on her face. she chides him with all the loving impatience of a mother. "lord francel, once more you forget that this oven heats faster than the others," she says, sliding his (indeed lopsided) cups of pudding off the pan and onto a wooden platter. "if i had not intervened, your pudding would have burnt to a crisp!"]
Oh! A thousand apologies, Madam Adrienne. The other ovens were occupied, and I forgot...
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They say no more on it.
At the doorway to the kitchens, Zephirin takes up position a step behind Francel to assist the rabbit in holding the door open (quite suddenly, he notices the absence of the touch upon his wrist, a shift in weight and temperature), inclining his head in greeting as Madam Adrienne's gentle scolding finishes. The air carries not a trace of a burnt odour; Francel's lopsided cups of pudding were rescued in time. ]
My apologies, madam. Lord Francel was summoned when I arrived.
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with that, she briskly sheds her oven mitts, and exits through a back door.
embarrassed at being scolded by a woman not unlike his mother (though his real mother was gentler, softer, not unlike francel himself), the youngest son of house haillenarte sheepishly scratches his cheek and motions vaguely towards the cups of pudding on the wooden platter.]
...W-Well, shall we? The cups are small, so I made four — two for each of us. You are welcome to upend them and drizzle syrup on top.
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What would you recommend?
[ The sweet scent upon the air promises to prove Francel's claims true. His pudding's appearance does not detract from its taste — if anything, its charm enhances it. ]
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...I... like to put some extra effort into their presentation, but I admit that they don't look very good, regardless...
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Zephirin glances up from his interpretation of Francel's recommendation, at Francel himself. ]
Truth be told, I know little of the standards by which the comeliness of pudding is judged.
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No, that looks lovely! All the High House chefs present pudding this way. Truthfully, I've never known why. But it feels somehow less satisfyying to see it out of the cup.
[after a pause, francel reaches out and slides his own cup of pudding free against the plate. his is somehow less stable; it wobbles and jiggles for a time, pleasantly springy, and when francel pours syrup over its strangely-shaped top, he creates a mountain in drought: the rivers and streams of syrup trickle halfway down the mound of pudding, and then no farther. those imaginary villagers that live at the base of the pudding mountain shall have to climb it halfway to get their daily allotment of syrup.]
Isn't it lovely to see how it wobbles? When I was especially young, that motion alone could keep me entertained...
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Picking up his plate, he still leaves his pudding untouched, and, perhaps on a sudden whim, offers it to Francel. ]
Shall we trade?
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If you like!
[with a slow, gentle motion of his hands, he turns both of their plates so that zephirin has the less syrupy plate of pudding, and he has the syrup-laden mountain, the placid lakeside view. he looks into zephirin's eyes, searching for a reaction.]
Better?
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Thank you.
[ The end result is the same, sampling a mouthful of syrup-soaked pudding. Francel looks expectant, as he did at the bakery, and Zephirin obliges, the spoon raised to his lips and granted entry. He chews thoughtfully, eyes lowered.
His verdict comes ere the suspense builds overmuch. ]
I see you possess many talents, Joacin.
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[francel seems to glow with pleasure — he feels as though he walks on clouds. he claps his hands in delight, straightening in his seat to appropriately meet zephirin's praise.]
Then a weight has been lifted from my shoulders! I was so worried you would not like it. I thought of making something else, just in case, but — oh, I am so happy to hear that you are pleased!
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Embers of satisfaction glow anew. ]
Truly. [ Zephirin's hand indicates their plates, inviting Francel to join him. ] Your pudding tastes as heavenly as you claimed.
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he feels, somehow, that this is a perfect moment. his expression is dreamy-happy, almost like the face he makes when zephirin rubs his ears.]
I'm so glad...
[it is a good thing that zephirin's poker face lends itself well to white lies. at length francel straightens himself, taking up a nearby spoon to dig into his own syrup-laden pudding with evident enjoyment. apparently francel has no issues whatsoever with the too-sweet syrup.]
I can make anything else you'd like, incidentally...
[he offers this shyly, between bites of pudding.]
Soups and stews or more hearty fare... I would be happy and honored if you could dine here with me more often.
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Is it proof to his heart that he has secured a friend's loyalty?
Francel spoke of betrayal, the night of their first appointment. ]
So long as I am able, I will come. My one regret is that I cannot extend to you any such offer.
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...After we finish here, we should go to my room. I must needs put my new friend to bed.
[he means the rabbit... surely.]
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Certainly.
[ Another four spoonfuls clear Zephirin's plate, and he folds his hands on his side of the table. ]
Will you tell your brother of him?
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I suppose I should. It would be strange if I did not.
[he rubs his cheek against his new friend's soft, furry ears, and then smiles, rising from his seat.]
Shall we?
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Then he has written?
[ Or rather, a letter has arrived since Francel aired his worries the day before.
Rising with his host, Zephirin readjusts the placement of his vacated chair and his empty plate, and allows Francel to take the lead once more. ]
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[the young lord snuggles his rabbit for another moment, and then begins marching toward his room.]
Well, Aurvael shall see this little fluffbucket before long, so yes, I will have to introduce them to each other. Chlodebaimt, on the other hand, has not yet written. But I shall write to him again ere long, and I will tell him of my new friends.
[at the very least, today, francel seems to have fewer worries, fewer anxieties, about the relationship between him and his thirdborn brother.]
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Lapsing into a pensive silence, the knight once again closes his eyes, though he intends to mind his surroundings. ]
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