You don't think it'd be even marginally amusing to watch the fireworks if someone caught the two of us in here? And I thought you enjoyed goading people.

[Irhya smirks, even knowing how thick the irony of that is coming from her. More likely, she's just testing to see how hard she can needle him before dignity or rationality get in the way.]

...Well, perhaps it'd depend on who it was, but I can think of a few who would try to throttle you on the spot. And at least one who is more like to have a nosebleed before anything else.