valentione's day (2018)

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valentione's day

lovey-dovey Valentione's Day has come and gone, but that doesn't mean we can't have a good old-fashioned chocolate exchange! For whatever reason, your character is compelled to give out chocolate to your thread partners. Choose a scenario below, roll one randomly, or write your own. Shipping isn't necessary, but announce your preferences if you'd like! 1. JUST AS PLANNED! You know exactly who's getting chocolate this holiday. In fact, this is something you've been planning a long time in advance. The chocolate's already been gifted to them, either in a locker or on a doorstep of some sort — and all you have to do now is wait for their response. 2. WRONG LOCKER. Switched addresses lately? Moogle mix-up or incompetent deliveryman? Whatever. The point is, your chocolate just went to someone else entirely. Will this be awkward? Or is it horrible cupidic fate? 3. TRADITION SCHMADITION... Chocolate is overrated, and your loved one deserves something a little better than that. Or maybe they're just diabetic. In any case, your gift isn't chocolate, but it's something unique and special to show how much you care. 4. EVERYTHING IS RUINED!!! Just as you were ready to gift someone with your chocolate, you saw them making out with someone else instead. What a heartbreak! Do you eat the chocolate by yourself? Or do you pass it on to the first person you come across? 5. ONE CHOCOLATE TO RULE THEM ALL. Oh-ho, so the person you like already has a ton of chocolate gifts. How do you make yours stand out? By throwing the competition chocolate into the garbage. Bwahaha! Now your chocolate stands alone! All's fair in love and war. 6. EVIL CHOCOLATE. You want to make sure you have the best Valentione's ever, so you miiiight have put a little bit (or a lot) of aphrodisiac into that box of truffles. Or maybe you just bought the wrong box on accident? Either way, that chocolate is up to no good... 7. OBLIGATION CHOCOLATE. There's no one in particular you're crushing on, so you just gave chocolate to everyone to make sure no one feels lonely or left out. Will they accept it for the good deed you intended it to be, or will they read more deeply into the gesture than you realized? 8. I HATE THIS! Arabelle de Valentione can kiss your cold, loveless arse. Valentione's Day is just a corporate attempt to bleed the masses of their hard-earned coin! Death to all chocolate! 9. PRANK CHOCOLATE. "Why does this chocolate taste like fish guts...?" Because that's what you wanted it to taste like! Ha ha ha, suckers! This Valentione's, you're out to spread a little mischief (or revenge). 10. REGIFT. You got more chocolate than you know what to do with. So why not redistribute some of it and spread the love? You may unintentionally (or not-so-unintentionally) wind up playing cupid as a result, if you left the old card attached. 11. YOINK! No one got you any chocolate, so you're going to play Robin Hood and give chocolate to yourself at the expense of someone who has more than enough. Hopefully you won't get caught. (Which means you probably will.) 12. UNDELIVERED. You thought you were ready. You have the perfect gift, the perfect note, and a heart fit to burst with love and admiration. But when the moment came, your spine crumbled. And you failed. So what are you going to do now, sad sack? Mope on a bench and hope someone comes along to lift your spirits, or try again? 13. WILDCARD/YOUR CHOICE. Whatever you want! bonus round! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ There's no reason the chocolate can't be normal chocolate, but if you want to give it an extra kick, here's a list of side effects that the chocolates can inflict upon whoever eats it! 1. COCONUT will make you desperate for attention from the first person you talk to. 2. VANILLA initiates a traditional "I'm suddenly in love with you" scenario. 3. HAZELNUT causes physical attraction only. Feelings of lust. 4. MAPLE NUT makes you want to stalk someone... 5. ROLANBERRY has you crushin' hard on a person, but you'll keep it a secret as much as you can! 6. CARAMEL has you decide to ask someone out on a casual date. Nothing too intense. 7. MINT causes you to decide a person is your best friend ever! To what degree is up to you. 8. LEMON inspires bitter, hateful feelings. Oops. 9. ALMOND inspires you to kiss the first person you see. 10. DOUBLE UP! Roll twice to determine which two you eat. If you roll a 10 again, add a third chocolate, a fourth, etc. Two of the same chocolate doubles the intensity. This meme comes from the Valentine's Day Meme on bakerstreet.

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