gold saucer meme

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gold saucer meme

make it rain You know, I swear I wrote a Gold Saucer meme ages ago, but no matter how hard I look, I just can't find it. Did I imagine it? Did I hallucinate it? Did I wake from a beautiful dream? Well, whatever... Your character is now in the Gold Saucer, for whatever reason your heart desires. Maybe they're there willingly! Maybe they were dragged not-so-willingly. Maybe they are stuck there until they have repaid some terrible debt in MGP. Who knows? Here's a list of the things they could potentially be doing here: 1. TRIPLE TRIAD. Only the finest and most popular card game in the realm. Collect your favorite cards and duel someone in a game of Triple Triad! Participate in a Gold Saucer-sponsored tournament! To make it extra saucy, you can even play Strip Triple Triad. Striple Triad, as it were. No, that sounds terrible, doesn't it? Can we workshop that? 2. LORD OF VERMINION. Summon a horde of minions to fight your opponent's horde of minions in this sophisticated strategy game. Just kidding. It's not that sophisticated. Just pray desperately. 3. MINI CACTPOT. Honestly, I have no idea how you're going to write a whole thread about scratching Mini Cactpot tickets, but don't lie to me: it's the first thing you do when you warp here, isn't it? 4. JUMBO CACTPOT. Maybe your character just hit the big jackpot! What are they going to do with all that MGP now? Celebrate? Pop some bottles? Buy a brand-new Fenrir mount? 5. CHOCOBO RACING. Ride some chocobos, and suffer through everything associated with it: spontaneous bad weather, horrendous item rolls, crying over your terrible breeding results, and spending way too much MGP on food for your 'bo. 6. GATES. Want to get sneezed on by Typhon? Rescue a chocobo chick from a high mountain? Hunt for an imp disguised as a Gold Saucer patron? Get schooled by the dancemasters? Or do you want to suffer through smuggling that damn vase past those blackguards...? 7. MINI-GAMES. If all else fails, you can always bust your butt on those 10-MGP-a-pop mini-games. Swing hammers, punch dummies, make some free throws, or whatever else floats your boat. You can feel free to make up stuff, too. 8. CASH OUT. When all is said and done, the best part of Gold Saucer has to be spending your hard-won MGP. Buy yourself some fancy new threads, or maybe even that darling bunny outfit, or a new haircut, or teach yourself a new dance... the options are almost limitless. 9. WILDCARD. Write whatever you want! Tag out, and have fun!

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